Silverknight727: MIA

TinfoilSamurai272 here. Your blog author has disappeared, and hasn't been heard from for about a week. I looked all over the place, but couldn't find him anywhere. I did find this at his keyboard though.

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MY BROTHERS HAVE ESCAPED YOU. YOU'RE TOO LATE HAHAHA

They see Mephisto
He hatin
Controlling his Durance as he wipes the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
All out of Mana
Still Waitin
But he's throwing lightning as he wipes the party.
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Shit he's gonna wipe the party

[Sorceress]
Council wants to put me on hold
Kick their ass and pop them into gold
Blizzard is a raining mess of cold
Anything they had will soon be sold
Stygian dolls die in an explosion,
Turns into high hit point erosion
Poison from them zombies cause corrosion,
Die again, it's a full death throe implosion
Got uniques, ghostlies, and champions
All the item drops are worthless mostly
Got a fireball, make the bad guys toasty
Frost Nova, little bastards follow me but slowly
Teleport all the way to the end of this
Down to level three just to magic farm this bitch
3 Blue and 2 Yellows magic items which
I'm gonna show Deckard Cain and make a free game to ditch
Durance of Hate, goin solo
Not bad for magic glass-cannon ho
Throw cold, gonna make his ass move slow
Corral him to the portal, nowhere to go
Lightning ball, wipes half my HP
Random-ass ghosts pop up and smack me
Didn't kill the council, now they back attack me
Gettin swarmed by every enemy I see, be back after I TP.

The Lord of Hatred
He laughin'
He's holdin the portal as he wipes the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Gotta get the Soulstone
Go Smashin'
Turn his essence into gems after he wipes the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Shit he's gonna wipe the party

[Paladin]
I been Zealin and Smitin, Might n Fanaticism cause my party's fightin
Gotta Charge to level three 'fore The Council sees this big ol' invasion ragin all up in their haven
Pally been sippin on that 'Juvenate and the mana pot cause he ain't Got none in his armor slot
Breakin 5 frames with a mace in your face
Motherfucka's keep rollin up, smashing every asshole that's in my space
I got a Schaeffer Mace in my right hand, Ravenfrost on my finger freezing yo ass
None of you fools are gonna last
Playin an overpowered class
Gotta get to Mephisto
Put up Holy Shield perfect chance to block block shots to the Pally I stop stop
Whack Whack hope ya'll ain't rockin fuckin stoneskin
Got so much strength I can flex, ain't got no need for Dex
Gonna cause a mash up and smash up and leave ya'll as bloody wrecks.
Keep a sword on switch, Gonna stab a bitch, kick your broken corpse, down into a ditch
Goin toe-to-toe with Immortal foes, that's the way that the Pally rolls.

The first Prime Evil
Got lightnin'
He throwin his magic as he wipes the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Diablo's brother
So frightenin'
Just like his two siblings he gon' wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Fuck he's gonna wipe the party

[Barbarian]
A fuckin whirlwind, bitch I'm gonna win
I'm the Immortal King and I be smashin in
Rockin a full on Leap Attack, a bonus stack wieldin a two-handed hammer 'bout as strong as sin
So they move around me tryin to sneak in back, they don't know about my 360 move
Raise my weapon and give a shout with a boom
Feel that gloom? That's the sound of doom
Straight outta Harrogath, show respect
Did a quest, Akara gave me a re-spec
Battle Orders, gotta give the shout
Party's gonna turn this fight to rout
And bein a Barb that I am I rage at them, swing and a slam killin their hellish doods
The Barb's a hoss, a total boss, you can't mess with this shit cause we're a stronger brood
I'mma shout at you then I'mma have to cruise, cause there's two more Evils that I gotta bruise
I aint got all day just to mess with you
Gonna throw your lightning, well fuck you too!
I got stupid resistances you must agree
You know that it's worthless to use that on me
I got more hit points than you've ever seen
Gonna slam my Immortal King's hammer through your motherfuckin spleen and cut scene.

Bump up Resistance
And Defense
Or else you'll be fucked and he gon' wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Why is he hatin?
No reason
His hate is enough for him to wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Oh no he's gonna wipe the party

The Sorc gets last hit
s'important.
Magic Find that fucker who just wiped the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
A Stone of Jordan
Who gets it?
While we all argue he gon' wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Guess he gonna wipe the party
Damn he's gonna wipe the party
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